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Chapter Forty: R.I.P
Miroku raised his hand in answer to her question. “Sadly, it is my birthday and we are not celebrating. They are putting my life to rest and I’m enjoying the ride. All by force, I assure you.”
“Putting your life to rest?”
Inuyasha decided to answer this question, “Yeah, this idiot got engaged last night to a real bitch, so we’re saying goodbye to his balls.” He poured Miroku another glass. “That chick is going to rip them off and lock them away in her trunk with the balls of all her exes.”
Kagome didn’t know if she should laugh.
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